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Britney Spears bikini pictures

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Britney Spears

Well kiddies, it’s that time of year again when all the celebrities go out to play in their bikini’s so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them and they can pretend they’re relevant for one more year (or at least season). And, with that, I bring you these Britney Spears bikini pictures, snapped the other day.


View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini, after the jump.

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Britney Spears cleavage

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears showing off her cleavage while actually wearing a bra for once… this may be the first bra she’s worn in the past 3 years.

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View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears showing off her cleavage, after the jump.

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Britney Spears’ saggy cleavage

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

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So remember like, 8 years ago when pictures of Britney Spears‘ cleavage would have excited anyone with a penis? Well, yeah, not so much today, as you can see by these pictures of Britney Spears‘ saggy cleavage while driving in Los Angeles.

3 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears‘ saggy cleavage:

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Britney Spears pokies

Monday, December 24th, 2007

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears showing off her pokies in a see-through top while out and about yesterday after a date with a paparazzi photographer.

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View all 14 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears‘ pokies, by clicking “continue” below.

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Britney Spears dancing around in her bikini

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears dancing around in her bikini for no apparent reason. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wish she had gone bat-shit crazy back when she was still hot. Damnit!

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears dancing around in her bikini:

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Pictures and video from Britney Spears’ 2007 VMA Performance

Monday, September 10th, 2007

So, uh, here is the video, and some pictures, from Britney Spears‘ performance last night at the 2007 VMA’s. And I’m not really sure if “performance” is the right word, since that would insinuate she was actually trying. It was more like Britney walking around aimlessly on stage while kind-of-sort-of trying to lip-sync and showing off her still-not-quite-toned stomach.

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View all 24 high quality pictures of Britney Spears “performing” at the 2007 VMA’s, after the jump.

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Britney Spears - Gimme More.mp3

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

This isn’t really an mp3 blog, but Britney Spears‘ new song “Gimme More” just leaked, and it’s actually halfway decent compared to that piece of shit “song” that was leaked a few weeks ago. Download it at:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/33943352ec3a25

Stripping pictures from Britney Spears’ video shoot

Monday, July 30th, 2007

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So apparently Britney Spears‘ video shoot went well. And by “well”, I mean “horribly wrong”. On top of sobbing hysterically, leaving unannounced for two 1-hour massages, and being snotty and rude to everyone, Britney eventually caused the entire shoot to be shut down:

“When she wasn’t pissing people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney.

“She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.”

And the wheels fell off completely when Britney attempted her raunchy pole dance scene.

The source added: “She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance.

“She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing.

“You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit.

“Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically.

“All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home.

“It was a total shambles.”

“She is a mess. Britney’s out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing.”

I truly can’t wait to see what the video ends up being like. Here’s hoping it’s one of those “behind the scenes” music videos where it shows what was really going on backstage. I’d much rather see scenes of her chain-smoking, being a total diva bitch, and crying uncontrollably than 3 minutes of her girating on a stripper pole.

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Britney Spears is gonna have another meltdown soon

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

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Apparently Britney Spears is well on her way to another meltdown, as evident by her behavior during a recent photoshoot for OK! Magazine:

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.

Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.

We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease.

Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!

As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.

OK! needs to release these pictures soon, because it seems like Britney’s only a couple days away from another head-shaving/umbrella bashing incident. And admittedly, I can’t wait for it to happen. Again.

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Britney Spears is caring

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

In the above video, Britney Spears says the following to the paparazzi:

Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.

I think it’s great that Britney is trying to get a message to the youth of America that diet & excercise is extremely important — even if she had to do it through a paparazzi video. All the kiddies need to realize is that they’ll end up just like her if they don’t, and I guarantee gym memberships will see an increase of 12-16 year olds signing up right away.

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