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3 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears‘ saggy cleavage:
4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Britney Spears dancing around in her bikini:
So, uh, here is the video, and some pictures, from Britney Spears‘ performance last night at the 2007 VMA’s. And I’m not really sure if “performance” is the right word, since that would insinuate she was actually trying. It was more like Britney walking around aimlessly on stage while kind-of-sort-of trying to lip-sync and showing off her still-not-quite-toned stomach.
This isn’t really an mp3 blog, but Britney Spears‘ new song “Gimme More” just leaked, and it’s actually halfway decent compared to that piece of shit “song” that was leaked a few weeks ago. Download it at:
“When she wasn’t pissing people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney.
“She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.”
And the wheels fell off completely when Britney attempted her raunchy pole dance scene.
The source added: “She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance.
“She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing.
“You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit.
“Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically.
“All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home.
“It was a total shambles.”
“She is a mess. Britney’s out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing.”
I truly can’t wait to see what the video ends up being like. Here’s hoping it’s one of those “behind the scenes” music videos where it shows what was really going on backstage. I’d much rather see scenes of her chain-smoking, being a total diva bitch, and crying uncontrollably than 3 minutes of her girating on a stripper pole.
According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.
Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease.
Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!
As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.
OK! needs to release these pictures soon, because it seems like Britney’s only a couple days away from another head-shaving/umbrella bashing incident. And admittedly, I can’t wait for it to happen. Again.
In the above video, Britney Spears says the following to the paparazzi:
Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.
I think it’s great that Britney is trying to get a message to the youth of America that diet & excercise is extremely important — even if she had to do it through a paparazzi video. All the kiddies need to realize is that they’ll end up just like her if they don’t, and I guarantee gym memberships will see an increase of 12-16 year olds signing up right away.
Update: Also, she apparently started shooting a new music video yesterday, too. Woopee.
