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Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

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Brad Pitt is probably gay

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be growing apart. Although Brad has spoken fondly of being a parent in recent months, he has reportedly signed on to to shoot four movies in a row that will keep him away from his family, starting with Oceans 13 (which has already begun filming in Las Vegas). While away, Brad has kept in touch with Maddox via podcast “because the two are so inseperable”. However, even when Brad does come home to visit, Angelina has complained that he spends his days out meeting friends and doesn’t bother to call while he’s gone. Which brings me to the conclusion that Brad Pitt is probably gay. Because if you were with Angelina Jolie, you’d want to be with her 24/7. In fact, you’d probably stay up all night, every night, just so that you don’t miss a moment of the amazingness that is her. Angelina could become a psycho-killer and you’d just nod and smile when she told you of her sadistic adventures. In fact, the only thing that might make anyone stop wanting to be with Angelina is if she revealed that she’s a man, and even then 99% of guys would have trouble parting ways with her him.

High quality pictures pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at a press conference in Namibia:

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Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is a wax figure

So Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has become the first baby immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City, and the second person to be immortalized for doing absolutely nothing (the first being Paris Hilton). Apparently the baby was actually removed from the museum for an extended period of time yesterday because “too many people were touching it”, but since they encourage you to touch the statues, I’m guessing that means something far less innocent than what you or I would think.

Pictures of the Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt wax figures at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City. Does anyone else find it rather amusing that Angelina’s shirt is see-through?

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Weekly Roundup for July 9, 2006 - July 15, 2006

Do you have an affinity for flaming pirates or computer animation? If not, you’re probably one of the two people that didn’t see Pirate of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest last weekend, which broke pretty much every opening weekend record in history. Lindsay Lohan showed us that her entire net worth is probably made up of bikinis, which is okay by me. We still haven’t seen Suri Cruise, but I’ve obtained a Suri Cruise birth certificate that’s probably fake. And speaking of fake, Pamela Anderson aired out her boobs in St. Tropez with a ten year old on board, which is basically the same as the kid seeing a plastic Barbie doll naked. Earlier this week, Paris Hilton claimed that she would be celibate for an entire year, but I’m pretty sure she’s already broken that promise many times over. Eva Longoria showed off her mustache by going out in public without makeup on. Lindsay Lohan got paid to give oral sex on the set of her new movie, but it’s unconfirmed whether or not it’s actually part of the story. Kevin Federline made $700,000 of his own money in the past 4 months, proving that knocking up a rich popstar really does have its advantages. Beyonce premiered a music video for her single “Deja Vu”, which basically consists of her convulsing uncontrollably in different outfits. Jessica Simpson celebrated her 26th birthday in Cabo by posing for a non-existant photoshoot and holding a blanket over her stomach. Another photo of Britney Spears was released from her Harper’s Bazaar photoshoot; I’m guessing it took them this long to finish airbrushing it. Angelina Jolie stole Jennifer Aniston’s role in an upcoming movie produced by Plan B Productions — the company started by Brad and Jennifer, and awarded to Brad in their divorce settlement. And finally, Pamela Anderson found a way to show off her rock-hard nipples while wearing both a sweater and a bra under it.

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Angelina Jolie totally stole Jennifer Aniston’s role

Brad Pitt recently revealed that he has hired Angelina Jolie to star in an adaption of “A Mighty Heart”; a role originally intended for Jennifer Aniston. The movie is about the widow of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, who was kidnapped and beheaded in Pakistan by Muslim terrorists in 2002 when Marianne was six months pregnant. The movie is being produced by Brad’s production company, Plan B Productions, which was originally owned by both Brad and Jen, but was awarded to Brad in their divorce settlement. Normally I’d say something about how mean and horrible it is for Brad to do something like that, but since Angelina Jolie is way hotter than Jennifer Aniston, I’m totally cool with it.

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Maddox almost got his picture taken

A photographer was arrested yesterday for trying to take a picture of Maddox or whatever.

A photographer was arrested yesterday after allegedly scaling a fence at a day care centre that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son Maddox was attending.

Clint Brewer reportedly jumped the fence just before 10:30am and staff from the Malibu, California centre made a citizen’s arrest for trespassing.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department dispatched deputies and took Brewer, 24, to the Lost Hills police station, according to website TMZ.com.

The photographer is currently being held on $1,000 bail.

I’m guessing the guy got Maddox confused with Shiloh, aka the baby that people actually care about that made Brad and Angelina $4 million. Once a celebrity couple has a new baby, nobody cares about it’s older siblings anymore.

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This is definitely Brad and Angelina’s baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

So it’s 100% confirmed that this is a picture of Brangelina’s baby, Shiloh Nouvel. Oddly enough, the first pictures of the baby surfaced on 06.06.06, meaning that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt may in fact be the antichrist in human form.

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