Blake Lewis

Jordin Sparks is the American Idol

Don’t know who Jordin Sparks is? Don’t watch American Idol anymore? Well apparently, you’re not alone. At the big finale of American Idol last night, Jordin Sparks was awarded as the winner instead of her runner up, Blake Lewis. And nobody watched. Okay, so 25.2 million viewers did. Which is like half of the amount of girls I bang in a year. But it was American Idol’s smallest finale in three years and down 6.6 million from last year. So that means that maybe people are actually sick of watching glorified karaoke. Or maybe it means that giant 17-year-olds and wannabe beatboxers just don’t bring in the amount of viewers that you’d think they would.

High quality screen captures from the American Idol finale last night:

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