Beyonce

Beyonce cleavage

Posted on December 3rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some pictures of Beyonce showing off her cleavage at the “Movie Rock” event over the weekend.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce’s cleavage:

Beyonce panty flash

Posted on November 7th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Whenever I look at Beyonce I get this weird feeling that she may have been born with male reproductive organs. Just something about her physique doesn’t sit right with me. But hey, if you’re into man-bodies-with-breasts, then these pictures of her panty-flash are perfect for you.

3 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce’s panty flash while performing:

Beyonce cleavage

Posted on September 20th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some pictures of Beyonce showing off her cleavage while she was out partying last night. I’ve never really found her attractive, but I know many of you do, so I don’t know if these would be considered hot pictures of her or not.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce showing off her cleavage, after the jump.

Beyonce bikini pictures

Posted on June 18th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I am happy to report that Beyonce actually looks decent in these bikini pictures. I guess those hormone treatments are working, because she looks more and more like a woman every day. Pretty soon she might actually pass as one.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce in a yellow bikini:

Beyonce bikini pictures

Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

So I’m happy to report that Beyonce actually looks less manly than usual when she’s wearing a bikini. Although honestly, haven’t people been saying she lost like 20 pounds recently? Because I’m just not seeing it. Maybe she just got a lighter weave. Which reminds me, isn’t it bad to get those things wet? Then again, Beyonce obviously isn’t the brightest Hollywood star (and that’s not saying much), because she also decided to bring her laptop to the pool and put it right at the water’s edge.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce in a bikini in Maui:

Beyonce’s wet t-shirt cover for Vibe Magazine

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Beyonce’s wet t-shirt cover for Vibe Magazine

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Doesn’t Beyonce’s mom usually go on and on about how classy her daughter is? Well apparently that’s not the case here, where Beyonce was photographed in a see-through white shirt for the cover of Vibe Magazine. The issue promises to deliver “10 pages of B like you’ve never seen her”, which I was hoping means that she’ll actually look attractive in them. But instead, I’m pretty sure they just mean more pseudo-erotic pictures like the one on the cover. Oh well.

Beyonce still looks like a man

Posted on April 3rd, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Can someone please explain to me how anyone finds this “chick” attractive? I get that her daddy’s been shoving her down our throats for almost a decade now, but that doesn’t mean she’s become any hotter. Is there something I’m just not seeing in her (besides the man-parts that are probably tucked in somewhere)? If someone offered me the choice to have sex with Beyonce or jump off a cliff, I’d have to ask how long the fall was before I decided.

High quality pictures of Beyonce performing on “The Today Show” in New York City on April 2nd, 2007:

Beyonce is not hot

Posted on March 1st, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

I don’t know what look Beyonce was going for here, but it just isn’t working. Then again, any look that doesn’t involve a paper bag over her head doesn’t really work for her. Wasn’t she just in a movie called Dreamgirls? Cause I wanna know whose demented mind dreamt up a look that hideous.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce arriving at TRL Studios in New York City on February 28th, 2007:

More pictures from the Academy Awards / Oscars

Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Academy Awards, Anne Hathaway, Award Shows, Beyonce, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Penelope Cruz

Just because I know you couldn’t get enough.

High quality paparazzi pictures of Anne Hathaway at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

Beyonce must have gotten lost, because she was at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007, too:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007. Does Jennifer have a baby bump?:

High quality paparazzi pictures of Penelope Cruz at the Oscars on February 25th, 2007:

Beyonce is on the cover of Sports Illustrated

Posted on February 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Bikini Pictures

So Beyonce was awarded the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2007 swimsuit issue, and is the first non-model/non-athlete to do so. And I guess I can admit that she actually looks pretty good in the pictures from the shoot (although with that much photoshopping, they could probably make Taylor Hicks look like a swimsuit model). If only she wasn’t such a diva bitch, I might be able to add her to my celebrities who have started looking somewhat human list.

Beyonce’s photoshoot for the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition:

30 more pictures of Beyonce in a bikini, after the jump. (continue…)