Ashley Olsen

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bikini pictures

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen

Here are some bikini pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in bikini’s… I personally don’t find anorexic gremlins sexy, but some of you guys have weird ass fetishes, so I’m sure some of you will find this shit attractive.

5 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in bikini’s:

Ashley Olsen is “eating”

Posted on March 19th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Aww, look at Ashley Olsen, attempting to explore all kinds of new territory, what with the eating and all. Although judging by the pictures, it looks a lot less like eating, and a lot more like holding a fork as if it’s some foreign object she’s never encountered before. But hey, baby steps, right? The next one should be actually having food on her fork before she inserts it into her mouth.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen might be zombies

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Mary-Kate Olsen, Olsen Twins

Remeber when Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen looked like they were gonna grow up to be hot? Okay, me neither. But at least I thought they were gonna grow up to look human. Which doesn’t appear to be the case in these pictures. I’m pretty sure the guy in the background is so giddy because, for once, he’s not the scariest looking person at an event.

This really is Ashley Olsen

Posted on February 28th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

There was some question over whether the pictures I posted yesterday really were Ashley Olsen or not. So I decided to post these pictures to show you that, yes, her hair really is that horrible shade of blonde. And yes, she really does do that stupid kissy-face in paparazzi pictures. And yes, she really does have an affinity for eccentric wardrobe choices. Any questions?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashley Olsen out and about in Hollywood:

Ashley Olsen is a french clown

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some recent pictures of Ashley Olsen out and about in Paris. Apparently she thought dressing up as a clown would help her to evade the paparazzi. But what she didn’t know is that the french paparazzi photographers actually have an androgynous clown fetish. Plus, they might have gotten an anonymous tip from a certain gossip blogger that she’d be there dressed up as one. (evil laugh).

High quality performance pictures of Ashley Olsen out and about in Paris on February 26th, 2007:

Ashley Olsen wears diapers

Posted on February 13th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen

I keep forgetting that the Olsen Twins are still alive (and I use the term “alive” loosely after seeing this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen). But then, every few weeks, I find some random pictures of them doing something really, really weird. Like in this picture, where Ashley appears to be wearing her underwear and posing for the paparazzi while on “vacation” in Mexico. I guess when your company is worth $40 billion you kind of have to do random things like this to remind yourself that you’re alive.

Ashley Olsen is alive

Posted on January 15th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashley Olsen

I’m a bit surprised to see these pictures of Ashley Olsen out and about in Los Angeles, seeing as how no one has heard from her since 2003. I guess even seclusive creatures venture outside of their habitats from time to time.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashley Olsen out and about in Los Angeles on January 13th, 2006: