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Ashlee Simpson bikini pictures

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

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Remember how, for a while, Ashlee Simpson was starting to get kind of hot? Well I don’t know what happened, but she’s obviously on the way back to hideous now. It’s a good thing these pictures were taken at this time and not before her mutant transformation is complete.

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini on the beach:

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Ashlee Simpson bikini pictures

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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Here are some bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson hanging out at the pool with boyfriend Pete Wentz while on vacation in Costa Rica.

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View all 10 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini at the the pool, after the jump.

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Pete Wentz gives eyeliner tips

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Someone sent me a link to this video that supposedly depicted Pete Wentz talking about eyeliner (or “guyliner” as he calls it) for a minute and a half. So of course, I assumed he was either making fun of himself, or it was a skit from Saturday Night Live, or some other form of parody. But no. It’s for People Magazine. And he’s actually seriously talking about eyeliner for a minute and a half. And that means that they shot even more footage of him talking about eyeliner that they didn’t use. And then emo boys wonder why they get their asses kicked all the time.

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Since when does Ashlee Simpson have boobs?

Friday, April 27th, 2007

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Every time I see new pictures of Ashlee Simpson, she looks more and more like a porn star. And not the classy, oh-look-at-me-I-just-posed-in-Playboy kind of porn star. I’m talking hard core, alley-way, crap-you-can-only-find-on-foreign-Russian-websites kind of porn star. And when did she get boobs? Wasn’t she supposed to be the frumpy, hideous sister out of the Simpson’s? At this rate, she’s a couple of crotch-shots away from being the next Paris Hilton. Sure, a much, much hotter version, but a Paris Hilton doppleganger nonetheless.

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Separated at Birth? - Ashlee Simpson and Drew Barrymore

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

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Plastic surgery is supposed to make you look more attractive, right? Because apparently Ashlee Simpson’s nose job just served as a way to make her enormous chin look even more gigantic. Although at least now if they ever need a female to play Jay Leno’s twin, they have two options instead of just one.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson out and about in Los Angeles on March 14th, 2007:

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This might be Ashlee Simpson

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

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So apparently the chick in these pictures is going to clubs and stuff around Hollywood and claiming to be Ashlee Simpson. But in all honesty, I have no idea how the paparazzi can tell anymore. She’s made up of more plastic than a Barbie doll at this point, so any blonde chick that’s the same height as Ashlee could claim to be her. Maybe they figured it out because she’s attempting to do the “Jessica pout” in half of the pictures.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson out clubbing in Hollywood on February 16th, 2007:

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Ashlee Simpson might be an alien

Friday, February 16th, 2007

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I’m all for people getting a nip or tuck here to improve their looks (not everyone can be naturally as sexy as me). But when people start mistaking you for Michael Jackson in a blonde wig, it’s time to stop. I’m not saying looking like an alien is a bad thing, it’s just that plastic surgery is supposed to make people want to be your friend, not run in the opposite direction whenever they see you.

High quality candid pictures of Ashlee Simpson looking like an alien on February 14, 2007:

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Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson(?) are alive

Friday, January 19th, 2007

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Apparently Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson have finally come out of hiding. And I use the name “Ashlee Simpson” loosely, because I’m not sure if the Jessica Simpson robot clone following the real Jessica Simpson can be considered human. She’s even wearing the same hideous makeup.

Oh, and I totally stole this from one of the sites that posted these pictures (can’t remember which one), but someone said “Jessica Simpson, point to your penis sweety!”. Hahaha.

Candid paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson at Koi on January 17th, 2007:

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Ashlee Simpson bra slip

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

I’m not sure the exact date of these pictures, but since Ashlee Simpson looks less fug than her sister Jessica in them, I can tell they’re pretty recent. Is it still considered a bra slip if you have almost all of the buttons on your shirt undone?

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson’s bra slip:

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Nick Carter cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

In an announcement that I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with promoting his new reality show “House of Carters”, Nick Carter revealed that he cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson.

“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset.

“So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’

“I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it fucking bitch-face comes back.

“I got so burnt over that whole Paris shit with all this swinging and switching. Whatever happened to morals and values?”

The first problem with this is that he cheated on Paris with Ashlee back when Ashlee was fug. Not that Paris is anything to be proud of, but that’s like downgrading from a Toyota to a Daewoo. The other problem is that Nick was probably completely serious in the last part of that statement, which proves that boyband members really are manufactured robots with the intelligence level of a 6 year old.

HQ candid paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton at Tao Las Vegas‘ one year anniversary on September 30th, 2006:

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Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson(?) are alive

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Nick Carter cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson