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Reporters from most major media outlets balked Wednesday when they were presented with an agreement drawn up by Jolie’s Hollywood lawyer Robert Offer. The contract closely dictated the terms of all interviews.
Reporters were asked to agree to “not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships, Ms. Jolie will have the right to immediately terminate the interview and leave.”
The agreement also required that “the interview may only be used to promote the Picture. In no event may Interviewer or Media Outlet be entitled to run all or any portion of the interview in connection with any other story. … The interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging, demeaning, or derogatory to Ms. Jolie.”
If that wasn’t enough, Jolie also requires that if any of these things happen, “the tape of the interview will not be released to Interviewer.” Such a violation, the signatory thus agrees, would “cause Jolie irreparable harm” and make it possible for her to sue the interviewer and seek a restraining order.
Damnit. So now Angelina Jolie went from forceful hot bitch to just forceful bitch. This changes my fantasies of her a bit. Now it’s like she’ll force me to sign a non-disclosure agreement before we get it on. And that will completetly ruin the mood. Damnit!
High quality paparazzi pictures of Angelina Jolie at the premiere for “A Mighty Heart” — does she look like a wax figure to anyone else?:
“Angie has become very thin because she’s grieving,” Jolie’s older brother, James Haven, reveals referring to the January death of their mother, Marcheline Bertrand.
“It’s even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, ‘Don’t forget to eat,’” Haven told the London Daily Mail in his first print interview. “But you know she doesn’t pay much attention to food anyway and she’s been going through a process of grief like me. She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to.”
The chick is able to fly to third-world countries and adopt babies, so I can’t imagine that she’s so deep into the grieving process that she “forgets” to eat. She’s obviously capable of waiting to use the bathroom till appropriate times, so it’s not like her basic isnticts have suddenly disappeared because of it. I almost felt bad for her until I remembered that she has $1894783141388 ka-jillion dollars* and can just pay somebody else to grieve for her.
*Her net worth according to a source I just made up.
High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Pax Thien Jolie and Angelina Jolie at the adoption center in Vietnam on March 15th, 2007:
“It was in a small village,” she says. “I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”
Despite the kidnap threat, Angelina is hell-bent on continuing her work at orphanages and is determined to carry on her charity work overseas.
“I don’t want to act like the Mother Teresa of Hollywood,” she insists. “But I want to help where there is poverty and destruction. I love Brad very much and on our trips we pull together as a team. Things only get difficult when it affects our children.”
I think this is evidence that this chick is completely unstable. It’s great that she wants to help those less fortunate, but going to these places without the proper security in place is asking for trouble. Just like when I walk into a crowded room and all of the females in the room gravitate towards me. If I didn’t have these kick-ass kung fu moves to ward off their angry boyfriends, it would be a problem as well.
Okay, so she’s probably not dying. But her arm definitely is. The last time I saw someone with arms like that, they were in a coffin. Even bodybuilders have less veins. How old is this chick anyway? You’d think being a celebrity would make you a bit more concious about these things, especially after you’ve obviously spent hundreds of dollars on collagen implants.
As more quotes from Angelina Jolie’s article in Elle Magazine surface, I am more and more convinced she deserved a mother-of-the-year award. After yesterday’s “Shiloh is a blob” story, she also had this to say about her baby:
I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they’re absolutely ready.
The thing is, she never specified which type of “man” she was. So basically, she’s insinuating that she didn’t want to have blobs “kids” because she wasn’t ready. Nice.
In case you had any doubt in your mind, I’m sure this recent Angelina Jolie quote will confirm your beliefs that she should win parent-of-the-year:
I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.
Here’s the thing. “Mad” and “Z” were both adopted when they were less than a year old. Now, how many of you have ANY memories from your first year? No one? Exactly my point. “Mad” and “Z” may have “been through so much”, but their earliest memories are going to involve being pampered by Angelina and Brad and getting hundred-thousand dollar gifts for no apparent reason. So try not to feel too sorry for them.
The following galleries have been added to the celebrity pictures website:
» 09-2006 - Scans of Lindsay Lohan in Elle Magazine’s September 2006 issue
» 08-11-06 - Gwen Stefani goes to the studio with her baby Kingston
» 08-11-06 - Jessica Simpson at The Factory
» 08-10-06 - Nick Lachey boards a harbour cruise boat during his visit to Australia
» 08-10-06 - Christina Milian at the Los Angeles Premiere of Pulse
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton out and about wearing lingerie and a red belt
» 08-09-06 - Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nicole Richie and Tyra Banks filming a segment of her daily talk show
» 08-09-06 - Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton shopping on Robertson Boulevard
» 08-09-06 - Nick Lachey arrives at Sydney Airport in Sydney, Australia
» 08-09-06 - Heidi Klum Launches Body By Victoria The Body Bra
» 08-08-06 - Mischa Barton at the conference for David Jones Summer 2006 Launch in Sydney, Australia
» 08-08-06 - Christna Milian at Cassie’s album release party at Marquee
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian on MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Christina Milian leaving MTV’s TRL
» 08-08-06 - Brooke Hogan leaving a Miami Beach club
» 08-08-06 - Britney Spears in a pink dress on a trip to the recording studio
» 08-07-06 - Nicole Richie with a new digital camera at Fred Segal in Hollywood
» 08-07-06 - Mischa Barton arriving at Sydney Airport with no makeup
» 08-07-06 - Lindsay Lohan shopping at Planet Blue in Malibu
» 08-06-06 - Britney Spears on a trip to a toy store in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Victoria Beckham showing off her tattoo while shopping in London
» 08-05-06 - Nicky Hilton leaving Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood, California
» 08-05-06 - Britney Spears Shopping in Malibu
» 08-05-06 - Mariah Carey performing in concert at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL
» 08-04-06 - Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly in Beverly Hills, California
» 08-03-06 - Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties while getting out of her car
» 08-02-06 - Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at a Victoria’s Secret event
» 07-2006 - Raven-Symone promoting ‘The Cheetah Girls 2′ over the summer
» 06-07-06 - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at a press conference in Namibia
» 04-14-04 - Pink and a Friend at Huntington Beach in Los Angeles
