American Idol

Jordin Sparks is the American Idol

Don’t know who Jordin Sparks is? Don’t watch American Idol anymore? Well apparently, you’re not alone. At the big finale of American Idol last night, Jordin Sparks was awarded as the winner instead of her runner up, Blake Lewis. And nobody watched. Okay, so 25.2 million viewers did. Which is like half of the amount of girls I bang in a year. But it was American Idol’s smallest finale in three years and down 6.6 million from last year. So that means that maybe people are actually sick of watching glorified karaoke. Or maybe it means that giant 17-year-olds and wannabe beatboxers just don’t bring in the amount of viewers that you’d think they would.

High quality screen captures from the American Idol finale last night:

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Sanjaya Malakar has finally been voted off of American Idol

Does anyone else feel like this season of “American Idol” has lasted for way too long? I don’t really keep up with the show (or watch it, for that matter), but I do know that Sanjaya Malakar has been in the news for about 90249420594 days because people kept voting for him since he sucks and they wanted the suckiest person to win. Oh, and that his sister has nice boobs. Anyway, he was voted off of the show last night, which I guess means that the power of his sister’s boobs is not as powerful over America as it is in my pants.

High quality pictures of Sanjaya Malakar on his last night of American Idol on April 18th, 2007:

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Shyamali Malakar has nice boobs

I haven’t been keeping up with this season of American Idol, but I do keep up with hot girls with big boobs. Like in this video, when Sanjaya Malakar’s sister was cheering for her brother (who I guess is still in the competition). Except replace “cheering” with “bouncing up and down”. Apparently this chick works at Hooters, but I’m surprised Playboy and Girls Gone Wild haven’t come knocking on her door, since she obviously would do just as good of a job as Antonella Barba on their covers/dvd’s.

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Simon Cowell outs Ryan Seacrest’s homosexuality on air (kind of)

Here’s a clip from the most recent episode of American Idol, in which Simon Cowell basically calls out Ryan Seacrest on his rampant homosexuality. Of course all Ryan does is laugh nervously and then attempt “witty” comebacks which seem to have a lot to do with shoes and closets and fantasies.

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