Lindsay Lohan is a liar

So, um, not surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan did an interview with Elle Magazine about how angelic she is, and how all of the rumors of her drug usage and drinking problem are created by the press.

Anyway, here are some of the better excerpts from the article:

(When asked about drunk driving:) “I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that. I would not do that.”

Oh, did I mention this interview took place three days before her first DUI? How ironic.

(When asked about avoiding fame:) “I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …” Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it.”

As someone who has eaten at the Ivy once in my life, I can honestly say that it’s the most disgusting food I’ve ever tasted, and all three people that I went with felt the same. It’s also ridiculously overpriced. There is no way that any of these celebrities go there for the food. Then again, most of them don’t actually ingest any of it, so maybe taste isn’t such an issue for them.

(When asked about her no-underwear incident:) “It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened.”

Um, actually sweetie, it was three times. Three times that you were obviously “showing off” for the cameras.

There were more bullshit excuses in the interview, but I’m getting a headache from the paradox that is Lindsay Lohan and her sense of “explaination”, so I’m gonna stop there before I pass out from the migraine.