Britney Spears is probably gonna go crazy again
Posted on July 18th, 2007 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Britney Spears, High Quality Celebrity Pictures
Us Weekly is claiming that, judging by her past, Britney Spears‘ recent pattern of behavior will probably lead to another meltdown. Not only has Britney supposedly slapped her mother (publicly) and has been making all of her own business decisions by herself, including signing contracts without a lawyer. Oh, and also, she’s showing off her nasty body again, which also is a tell-tale sign that she’s about to go bat-shit crazy:
Britney was flashing flesh before her first meltdown and now she’s doing it again. These days, she can be seen parading around Hollywood wearing sheer tops with brightly colored bras - that is, if she chooses to wear a bra at all. She has no problems going out in public looking like a tawdry scarecrow. “She’s saying ‘I’m doing what I want to do when I want to do it,’” Dr. Pennington says of Spears.
That would be a lot of fun if she does the umbrella thing again. And then she can pretend it was “all method acting” for a role and make fun of other crazy celebrities on her website like she did before. I’ve already started calling people “Britney-crazy” when I think they’re going psycho, so this will just add support for my new phrase.
» Britney is in really good shape, y’all
» Britney Spears is the devil, tried to commit suicide
» Britney Spears dancing around in her bikini
» Britney Spears is fashionable
» Britney Spears strips for no reason
Posted on July 24th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
ABOUT BRIT FROM THE DESK OF DR ABBY:
PLEASE READ ::::::::::
What is bacterial vaginosis?
Bacterial vaginosis is an abnormal vaginal condition that is characterized by vaginal discharge and talking to reporters without the aid of a publicist or stylist.
The condition results from an overgrowth of normal bacteria in the vagina when it comes in contact with flamin’ hot cheetos and pure-bred dog hair.
In the past, the condition was called Gardnerella vaginitis, after the bacteria that was thought to cause the condition.
However, the new name, Brit-Brit-Bacterial-Vaginosis, reflects the recent research establishing that there are a number of species of bacteria that naturally live in and around the routinely unwashed vaginal area.
The Gardnerella organism is not the sole culprit causing the symptoms, sometimes infections are caused by cocoa soy latte contaminated fingers inbedding in the lining of a freshly shaved labia minora.
When these multiple species of bacteria become imbalanced, a woman can have a vaginal discharge that is associated with a foul odor much like when an air-tight bag of raw chicken is left in the sun.
Bacterial vaginosis is not passed by sex and is not dangerous, but it can cause disturbing symptoms:
Drinking and driving, coke binging, puppy buying, and slutty clothes wearing are just a few.
Any woman with an unusual discharge or the urge to pee in front of cameramen should be evaluated so that serious infections, such as chlamydia (SEE ALSO: Parishiltonosis) and gonorrhea, can be excluded.