Suri Cruise is definitely an alien
Posted on July 16th, 2007 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Celebrity Babies, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, TomKat
Does anyone else see this picture and worry that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be keeping Suri in an oven? Because I’m pretty sure people are supposed to think that babies are “cute” or “cheerful”, not “distant” and “psychotic”. If there was ever a baby that I thought would grow up to be a threat to national security, this is the one. Related Articles (will open in a new window):
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Posted on July 20th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
That is SO scary! OMG!!!