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Lindsay Lohan left Promises Rehab Facility over the weekend after completing a 45-day program there. And guess where the first place is she chose to go after leaving? If you guessed Vegas, you guessed right, baby. Although TMZ is claiming she had nothing to drink, which is kind of like me claiming that I actually have some sort of physical flaw.
To keep her on the straight and narrow, Lohan’s opted to wear an alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. “She chose to do so that there’s no question of her sobriety when she goes to places where alcohol is served,” said her publicist Leslie Sloane.
Um, I may be mistaken, but an alcohol bracelet doesn’t check for cocaine, right? Or crystal meth? Because I’m pretty sure that Lindsay has the magical ability to pass on alcohol if she has hardcore narcotics available to her. Who actually checks her ankle bracelet, anyway? Her publicist? Oh, I’m sure the results won’t be tampered with at all. “The ankle bracelet actually blew up… no no no, not because Lindsay had more alcohol than humanly possible. Because she was just so good that the bracelet told her that she had no use for it anymore. Yep, it’s true!”.
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