Lindsay Lohan is a drunken coke-whore

Posted on June 29th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Lindsay Lohan

Whoa. Who knew that calling someone that would actually be considered “reporting the news”? TMZ reported the following about Lindsay Lohan crashing her car into a tree:

Toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had “nearly twice the legal limit” of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a “usable amount” of cocaine in the car.

We’re told that the Beverly Hills Police Dept. could present the case to the Los Angeles D.A. in the next few days.

Wouldn’t it be great if Lindsay Lohan also went to jail this year? I bet Paris would make some kinds of remarks to the media about how Lindsay has to copy everything she does. She’d probably even complain that Lindsay tried to copy her by wearing the same outfit in jail. What a bitch!

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