Victoria Beckham is frugal

Posted on June 27th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Victoria Beckham

I didn’t think it was possible to be a mutli-katrillionaire and go broke, but it looks like Victoria Beckham is well on her way to doing that:

Victoria designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree “cat scan” of her outfit before she steps out.

Now mind you, that’s half a million dollars just for a closet. I wonder how many times David has had to explain to her that all the zero’s at the end of the amount in their bank account are still able to dwindle at an alarming rate when she buys bullshit like this. I wonder how many times she’s tried to buy a robot personal assistant, only to have her card declined. She’s probably like “But sah, I am a very wealthy woman from England. My husband plays soccer.” And then they just laugh in her face and suggest she go get some more plastic surgery. Which, undoubtedly, she does.

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