Christina Aguilera is pregnant

The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

I’m not sure that having a “well-placed source” tell everyone this is neccesarily the equivalent of her “announcing it”, but whatever. It seems to me that nobody really cares about Christina or her mole-of-a-boyfriend anyway, so even after she has the kid people will still be like “Christina who”?