Paris Hilton is back in jail. Sort of.

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been transfered out of Twin Towers Medical Center, and back to the Century Regional Detention Center where she started her sentece. She is expected to be released on June 25th. Oh, except they didn’t put her in her private cell this time. No, this time she gets a private room until she’s “stable” enough to go back to her cell. But hey, she is in jail, right? So I can’t complain too much. As far as her “medical condition” goes, it’s being reported that it was either a herpes outbreak or withdrawal from Xanax and Adderal. And I’m pretty sure “Zanax and Adderal” is code for “cocaine and crystal meth”. At least that’s what we call them on the streets of Bev Hills, yo.

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