Paris Hilton is out of jail
Posted on June 7th, 2007 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Paris Hilton
So Paris Hilton, the dumb bitch, is out of jail already. Three days after she went in (some places are reporting “five days” — she went in on Monday, retards). She’s being released because of “medical conditions” — aka she was “having panic attacks” while in prison. Isn’t that the fucking point, geniuses? She will apparently spend the rest of her sentence under house arrest. In her mansion. Which is kind of like punishing a child by letting them go to Disney World.
This is such bullshit that I want to go and punch a baby or something, so I’m just gonna leave you with some pictures of her getting out of jail, and the mansion she’ll be confined to:
» Paris Hilton mugshot / booking sheet
» Paris Hilton is probably going to jail soon
» How to be an attention whore when going to jail - by Paris Hilton
» Paris Hilton isn’t getting paid
» Paris Hilton is still driving
Posted on June 7th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
40 days on House Arrest……gee….nothing to do but shop online with my millions of dollars, play with my puppys, have major house parties………wow. I’ve got to say, they are really throwing the book at her!