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So here’s the high quality version of Jessica Alba’s bikini-clad GQ cover, which sort of goes along with the gallery of low-resolution pictures of Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine that I posted yesterday. And normally, if this were anyone else, I would have just edited the original post with the hi-res version. But not Jessica Alba, oh no.
But if you really want a reason for this to be a new post, here’s a quote from Jessica about how she’s not taken seriously in Hollywood because she’s so hot. Oh woe is her:
“Right now, I’m just exploring what my contribution to this business is - other than wearing a bikini and getting caught by the paparazzi.â€
“I try not to make the headlines [using my looks]. I’m self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known. I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look.â€
Of course, this quote is from the same article that these pictures are from, so it’s a bit hard to take her seriously after doing such a photoshoot. It’s like when a hooker starts talking about her “plans” and “dreams” to have a “normal life” free from “drugs” and “sex”. It’s like, I’m not paying you to hear you talk, you stupid whore.







