Jessica Simpson probably dresses in the dark

Posted on April 19th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jessica Simpson

Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson at Cabo Cantina in Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. And while I’m all for getting dressed in the dark, I still suggest actually looking at yourself in the mirror before you go out. I don’t know much about fashion, but I do know that this is one of the most ridiculous looking outfits I’ve ever seen. It kind of reminds me of something a 3-year-old would come up with if they were asked to design an outfit for Jessica Simpson. Except that the 3-year-old is blind. And has no arms.

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