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I had no idea who Thora Birch was until today, but my hours of research (read: google search 5 minutes ago), I found out that she’s an actress that went topless at sixteen in some movie that I’ve never heard of. Oh, and she shot a sex scene in her latest movie where her father watched at tried to make it even more erotic:
Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best. Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, “all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left.” Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes. “It was the most bizarre, perverse scene,” said our witness. “One girl on the crew broke down crying.
Turns out that both of Thora’s parents are former pornstars, so I’m some weird, twisted way, I’m hoping that he sees it as strictly a business issue and isn’t being turned on by it. Which is also what I hope when I do my yearly sports physical and the scary old man makes me turn and cough.
