Angelina Jolie is anorexic
Posted on March 26th, 2007 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Angelina Jolie, High Quality Celebrity Pictures
Due to her rapid weight-loss, rumors are swirling that Angelina Jolie has become anorexic. Her brother discussed it with the press and, well, didn’t really help the matter. At all:
“Angie has become very thin because she’s grieving,” Jolie’s older brother, James Haven, reveals referring to the January death of their mother, Marcheline Bertrand.
“It’s even difficult for her to eat. I keep saying to her, ‘Don’t forget to eat,’” Haven told the London Daily Mail in his first print interview. “But you know she doesn’t pay much attention to food anyway and she’s been going through a process of grief like me. She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to.”
The chick is able to fly to third-world countries and adopt babies, so I can’t imagine that she’s so deep into the grieving process that she “forgets” to eat. She’s obviously capable of waiting to use the bathroom till appropriate times, so it’s not like her basic isnticts have suddenly disappeared because of it. I almost felt bad for her until I remembered that she has $1894783141388 ka-jillion dollars* and can just pay somebody else to grieve for her.
*Her net worth according to a source I just made up.
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Posted on March 26th, 2007 at 11:24 am
She looks bad.