Britney Spears might be in trouble

Posted on March 12th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears

Apparently there’s a security camera being auctioned off right now that can damage Britney Spears‘ image so much that Kevin Federline is guaranteed custody of their children. It’s from her night on February 12th in New York’s One Nightclub when she changed into fishnets and a bikini from one of the workers. The actual contents of the tape are currently being kept secret from the public, but the two workers that were with Britney at the time have been fired. The tape’s current bid is at $150,000. I’m guessing it contains footage of Britney and the dancers engaging in some kind of sexual acts, which would be hot 5 years ago, but now is completely vomit inducing. In fact, even thinking about Britney Spears having a vagina is vomit inducing right now. Can human houses even reproduce in the first place?

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