Angelina Jolie is crazy

Posted on March 12th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie has revealed that there was a plot to kidnap her during a local trip to a third-world country, which she escaped at the last minute:

“It was in a small village,” she says. “I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”

Despite the kidnap threat, Angelina is hell-bent on continuing her work at orphanages and is determined to carry on her charity work overseas.

“I don’t want to act like the Mother Teresa of Hollywood,” she insists. “But I want to help where there is poverty and destruction. I love Brad very much and on our trips we pull together as a team. Things only get difficult when it affects our children.”

I think this is evidence that this chick is completely unstable. It’s great that she wants to help those less fortunate, but going to these places without the proper security in place is asking for trouble. Just like when I walk into a crowded room and all of the females in the room gravitate towards me. If I didn’t have these kick-ass kung fu moves to ward off their angry boyfriends, it would be a problem as well.

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