Victoria Beckham is slow

Posted on March 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: David Beckham, David and Victoria Beckham, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Victoria Beckham

If you’re on a crutch, and you’re pulling your wife along like a three-year old who doesn’t wanna leave a pet shop, it’s not normal. How slow do you have to walk to be yanked along by someone crippled like that? Maybe Victoria gets distracted by the paparazzi and thinks someone famous is in the area. And then David has to explain to her that she’s the one they’re taking pictures of. And then she probably looks at him in a dazed and confused look and says “What were we talking about again?”.

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