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Salma Hayek is pregnant

Posted on March 9th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Babies, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Salma Hayek


Salma Hayek

So it turns out that Salma Hayek was impregnated by her boyfriend Francois-Henri Pinault, and that’s why she’s gotten so large. And while pregnancy is a beautiful thing, looking like a human beanbag is not. Maybe next time she should buy some maternity clothes that, you know, actually fit. And aren’t purple. And don’t make her look three sizes larger than she [hopefully] really is.

And since there aren’t any new pictures of Salma Hayek waddling around town, here are the high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Salma Hayek leaving King Road Cafe in Hollywood on March 4th, 2007:

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6 Responses to “Salma Hayek is pregnant”
trick-r-treat says:

I’ll admit, that’s not a very flattering dress for her. But she is a very beautiful woman. Sometimes women are not really in their right mind when their hormones go through changes. She probably figured it flattered her breasts, and that was good enough. And the shoes totally don’t match.

tater03 says:

I thought when these pictures were posted the other day that she looked pregnant. Glad to see that she is and this is just not an unflattering photo because it is quite unflattering.

eldragon says:

Again, love those shoes! Congratulations on pending motherhood!

SageMother says:

I am surprised that she didn’t just adopt like Nicole Kidman. I wonder if she will have to go under the knife to get her waistline restored?

aquariancore says:

It’s my luck I dump my wife and Selma’s moved on.

Lyeh says:

You asshat! Leave the pregnant women alone!
(”Here’s a hot photoshoot of Gisele Bundchen with the body that she’ll probably never have again”) (”And while pregnancy is a beautiful thing, looking like a human beanbag is not. “) Even someone had to be pregnant to spawn you. When men start bearing children THEN feel free to comment to women’s during/post pregnancy bodies. Otherwise - LOVE the snide comments about everybody else!

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