This ain’t a scene, it’s a link’s race

» Anna Nicole Smith’s death certificate leaked on the net. [The Bastardly]
» Cameron Diaz gave Drew Barrymore a new $12,000 watch that she originally bought for Justin Timberlake. [Celebrity Smack]
» Nudes of Jael from America’s Next Top Model. [City Rag]
» Jennifer Hudson turned down a movie that contained nudity (not of her) because she’s a role model or whatever. [Celebslam]
» The National Enquirer printed fake final images of Anna Nicole Smith’s death. WTF? [Gossip or Truth]
» Marky Mark was creeped out by the gay stuff in Bareback Mountain. [The Blog You Love To Hate]
» Pete Doherty has moved in with Kate Moss. [Cele|bitchy]
» Nick Cannon did not get married, but his girlfriend Selita Banks did cure his infidelity. [Glitterati Gossip]
» Kate Hudson loses weight by riding her bicycle. [The Skinny Website]
» Charlotte Church is pregnant. [Dlisted]
» Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures. [Egotastic]
» Nicole Richie is probably engaged to Joel Madden. [A Socialite’s Life]
» The Beckhams are not environmentally friendly. [Hollywood Backwash]
» Justin Timberlake is opening another restaurant. [Hollywood Rag]
» Lindsay Lohan is working on her stripper moves. [I’m Not Obsessed]
» While Jessica Simpson gets hotter, John Mayer gets even more hideous. [ICYDK]
» Japan gets Spiderman 3 before we do. Japan sucks. [Just Jared]
» Tara Connor is out of rehab, but is still an alcoholic. [Derek Hail]
» Paris Hilton might have to do time for her driving conviction. I wonder if she’ll be cellmates with Nicole Richie? [Ninja Dude]
» Anna Nicole Smith will have a lavish funeral. [The Blemish]
» Brad and Angelina really aren’t adopting another baby. [PopBytes]
» Katharine Heigl might be leaving Grey’s Anatomy because she’s not getting paid enough. [Popoholic]
» Lindsay Lohan might really be sober. [Pop Sugar]