Britney Spears’ assistant is a biotch

Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Felicia Culotta

Britney Spears‘ long-time assistant Felicia Culotta has written a scathing letter about Britney’s recent antics to Ruben from ThatOtherBlog. An excerpt follows:

I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearest—ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she’ll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!

It’s been a hard reality for me to face. I have lived my best example daily, and that is ALL I’m capable of. To see what’s transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she’d become.

All that to say this Ruben–I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!

This all might seem pretty tame until you remember that “Fe” probably would be living in a trailer park in Louisiana right now if it wasn’t for milking Britney’s fame and money. Okay, so she probably still does live in a trailer park. But at least it’s a nice trailer park with hot water and working electricity. She probably has the most pimped out trailer there.

Oh, and I almost uploaded the other pictures to go along with the main picture in this article. Then I remembered that it’s Britney Spears and stopped.

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