Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

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I have no idea who Kim Kardashian is, but apparently she made a sex tape with Ray J (Brandy’s brother), and now the tape is gonna be available for sale. And while she is pretty hot, the original tape is rumored to include scenes of Ray J actually peeing on her. Which sort of takes the whole turn-on factor of the tape way down, seeing as how human toilets aren’t generally considered sexy. But hey, I’m sure the tape will be released by this time next week, so I’ll be sure to include a download link for those of you that get turned on by human waste.