Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina Lohan is so not trashy

Sometimes I wonder how Lindsay Lohan could possibly have turned out as bad as she did. And then I read stories like this about her mom Dina Lohan, and it all makes sense.

(Dina was) spotted in a “really short dress and boots,” made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was “all over her,” we’re told. “Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” our source says. “The guy put his hand under her napkin … It went on for like five minutes.”

Understandably, when you look like Dina, you’re gonna go for any kind of sexual interaction that you can get. But even trailer-park parents should know where to draw the line. And although I sometimes say that Lindsay Lohan’s morals are the lowest of the low, the truth of the matter is that she’s light-years ahead of her mother in that department.