Britney Spears is charitable

Britney Spears apparently gave a homeless man $300 recently after withdrawing a large amount of cash from the ATM. The exact quote is as follows:

Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.” Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good - for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

Now as we’ve all come to know the real Britney Spears when she wasn’t managed by Larry Rudolph, this story is obviously total bullshit. Or it was a publicity stunt to try to win back her two remaning fans. I was half expecting the next part to say something about how Britney is so concious of the environment that she’s purchased a car that runs on dreams and starlight.