Kelly Osbourne wants to do Playboy

Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine, on one condition:

I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.

Oddly enough, my tits would be the last thing I was worried about getting photoshopped if I were Kelly Osbourne. Unfortunately for Kelly, I’m pretty sure that technology hasn’t become advanced enough to make her look halfway human (although I was amazed at how much of Brooke Hogan’s manliness they were able to take away in FHM). If I were a photoshop artist and was given the above picture to photoshop, I’d either think it was some kind of joke, or ask what part of the abstract painting I was supposed to fix.