Kelly Osbourne wants to do Playboy
Posted on January 11th, 2007 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine, on one condition:
I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.
Oddly enough, my tits would be the last thing I was worried about getting photoshopped if I were Kelly Osbourne. Unfortunately for Kelly, I’m pretty sure that technology hasn’t become advanced enough to make her look halfway human (although I was amazed at how much of Brooke Hogan’s manliness they were able to take away in FHM). If I were a photoshop artist and was given the above picture to photoshop, I’d either think it was some kind of joke, or ask what part of the abstract painting I was supposed to fix.
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Posted on January 15th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
lmaooo, she just isn’t __________.