Page Six is claiming that Joel Madden left Hilary Duff because she refused to sleep with him. Which I guess means that even people that look like horses have standards. Anyway, Joel apparently went running to the skankiest woman he could find, aka Nicole Richie, to get some nookie. Which makes me worried, because having blue-balls for the 2+ years he and Hilary were together still shouldn’t make him want to stick it in something that looks like this almost naked.
