Jessica Simpson is embarrassed
Posted on December 5th, 2006 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson apparently botched a performance at the Kennedy Center Honors last night of Dolly Parton’s song “9 to 5″. At first, I thought maybe the lyrics contained a lot of big words, and that’s why Jessica had such a problem with them. Turns out I was wrong:
Workin 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin
Barely gettin by
Its all takin
And no givin
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it
So the biggest words in the song are 2 syllables. Which means that now Jessica has no redeeming qualities. Isn’t it weird how stupidity is sexy if you’re hot, but vomit-inducing when you’re hideous?
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Posted on December 6th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Yeah I heard that she had a problem with her dress falling down and that was interfering with her ability to read the cue card because it is such a difficult song. She is an idiot. When will the Simpsons go away?