Lindsay Lohan wants you to care about her

So besides a video in which Lindsay Lohan claims Paris Hilton hit her to the paparazzi, there’s also the following story from Star Magazine. In the story, Lindsay was apparently so upset that the paparazzi stopped following her when they saw Britney Spears and Paris Hilton drive by, that she attempted the following publicity stunt:

Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline’s CD! In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy’s on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. “Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris,” our insider said. “But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table.”

Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin’s praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn’t mind “hooking up with him,” sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. “Take him,” she told the table of friends. “Tell her please, seriously, take him!”

If all of the parties involved where in middle school, this wouldn’t seem so bad. But these are people in their 20’s. I know they say Hollywood is like High School, but I didn’t know they meant the special ed classes.