Anna Nicole Smith is a genius

Anna Nicole Smith is currently being accused of dying her baby’s hair black so that it looks more like Howard K. Stern, since Stern has dark hair and Larry Birkhead has blonde hair. And I suppose this would have been a fool-proof plan if it weren’t for the possibility of them doing a blood test to find out who the real father is. I can just see it in court now. “But judge, the baby has black hair, so obviously it’s not Larry’s!”. Howard is a lawyer and this is all he could come up with? What an idiot.

Oh, and I really, really hope there’s something black partially covering her right wrist. If not, she’s entering Nicole Richie territory on her Trimspa diet.