Weekly Roundup for September 24th, 2006 - September 30th, 2006

» Anna Kournikova might replace Jessica Simpson as my number one hottie.
» Eva Longoria is now single. I guess her boyfriend couldn’t stand looking at this in the morning.
» Sharon Stone said more crazy stuff that nobody understands.
» I’ve finally come to the realization that Jessica Simpson is hideous.
» Not that anyone considers her a fashion icon, but Lindsay Lohan is tacky.
» Anna Nicole Smith has a new baby’s daddy — her lawyer, Howard.
» Screech has a sex tape, which I know you really, really wanted to know.
» Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton really did break up, and Lindsay tried to make him jealous by hooking up with Stavros Niarchos.
» Ashlee Simpson is in Chicago. I wonder how long until there’s a lip-syncing blunder in the play?
» Fergie’s song is all about sex, and that thought made me throw up in my mouth a little.
» Jessica Simpson will have her own restaurant similar to Hooters, thought of by her Dad, of course.
» Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton might have broken up because of some pictures of Lindsay “looking sad”.