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Jessica Simpson is ugly

Posted on September 28th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson


So it finally happened. I’ve finally come to the realization that Jessica Simpson is no longer the blonde bombshell that she used to be. I used to think it was all Ken Paves‘ fault, and that as soon as she fired him she’d go back to being my personal sex goddess. But unfortunately, it appears that that’s never gonna happen, and she’s just gonna keep sinking deeper and deeper into hideousness hell. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Ashlee Simpson may in fact have become the more attractive of the sisters. And oh look, there’s some pigs flying outside of my window.

High quality candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson at the Chicago afterparty on September 24th, 2006:

17 more hq candid paparazzi pictures of Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson at the Chicago afterparty, after the jump.

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24 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is ugly”
Stacie says:

She does look bad there.

Tim says:

Yea, she’s been looking pretty bad as of late.

Allison says:

OMG Jordan I can’t believe it! You LOVE Jessica Simpson! LOL!

Anna says:

she looks like a zombie in those pictures…

Dandan says:

Yah, after her divorce, everything went downhill for her.

Stupid decisions make karma come back and kick you in the ass

Brooklyn says:

Yeah she does look pretty bad here. Jordan I think your blonde bombshell is still there, but we need to kill the makeup artist who did this. She looks pale and washed out and almost sickly because of all the bronze/red color on her cheek and eyes. Maybe she will read this and surprise us in the next few days with the hot Jessica we love.

BM says:

Her big, collagen-y lips are especially ugly in these photos.

k says:

see kids, it’s just like we learned in science class…plastics and human flesh DO NOT mix.

Even with the glories of photo retouching, makeup, lighting, magical camera angles…fugly will eventually win the day…

Alienfreak says:

She looks like 45 on these pictures! Wow!

Suzie says:

Someone’s done her make-up really bad. The eyeshadow and blush is horrible, and they’ve used really heavy and too-pale foundation.

melanie says:

she needs to fire her stylist, and makeup artist stat. ken paves is good at what he does, but homegirl needs to check the mirror before going out like that… she looks like a corpse

Mel says:

She needs to stop dropping by the morgue to do her makeup. And people, its not only the makeup, her hair… Look at her hair !!

Janic says:

The hair and makeup are aweful, the pale skin and bronze makeup, unfortunate cut and style, the outfit’s not good either… she needs to find back the people who styled her when she was in Newlyweds….

brooke says:

she needs to fire her ‘makeup artist.’

holy fucking shit.
i think i puked in my mouth.

SM says:

Jess has always been one of the most overrated “lookers” on the planet. She’s hideous with makeup, and an absolute nightmare without.

Ash’s only choice was to undergo an incredible amount of plastic surgery to look halfway human.

How do people with marginal talent and looks get to where they are?!

NATALIE says:

SHE IS A PROPER UGLY CUNT I DUNO Y ANYONE LIKES HER !!!! THE FUKKIN STATES OF HER MAN WITHOUT ALL THEM AIRBRUSH EFEECTS … DISCRACEFULL

lilly says:

Jessica Simpson rocks! she is the best and the most good looking. there is no way she is ugly.

roxanna says:

Jessica Simpson has the nicest voice I have ever heard. she looks good, it’s just that some of the photos taken, as I see, are just moments when she is not ready to take pictures, that happens to yo’ll too, you’d know.

Eeeew says:

DAYUM!!! She looks like a fuckin GHOST! Go outside and get some sun girl!

I mean and beside that, her nose is kinda funny looking, just like her sister’s. Eeeew. I have NEVER, EVER found Jessica Simpson attractive in the LEAST. Her face is fugly, and I don’t get why people see her as “hot”. I guess people just imagine her with a brown paper bag over her head. Just like her fugly sister who can’t sing (neither one of them can).

And that makeup is HIDEOUS, uggh. She looks like a ghost and needs to fire her stylist and her makeup artist.

Sometimes you wonder why the hell people are famous.

haha says:

she doesnt need sun, thats the reason she looks so old to beging with, 2 much sun

chrisamy says:

common I have my hot photos and my ugly photos aswell,
for goodness sakes id love to see what you all really look like anyway,
If i was as ugly as jessica simpson Id be quite happy actually,
no really she is a beautiful woman with lovely face, had a bad makeup day
so what!! get over it everyone shes only a person goodness gracious,
maybe you should all google some photoshop makeovers and get a reality
check on what they really do to make celebritys look hot, I mean they
are just people like you and me really

chrisamy says:

Oh and let me add, I do know what im talking about because im a make up
artist and a Graphic designer so I know exactly what goes on with those
magazines in reguards to airbrushing and photoshop, you all believe a bunch
of lies really if you look at those images of people and believe they are that
hot, you should all know in this age of technology its all fake.

Roxy says:

Did anyone ever think she did her own makeup?

Venom says:

Yep, she’s ugly as hell.

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