thats nasty

That wouldn’t surprise me. She also dated Adam from Maroon 5.

She needs to get out and date, she’s starting to look like the pathetic one out of the relationship. Although John Mayer is kinda gross.

Not that I’m all knowing, but I read that she didn’t exactly date Adam, the Maroon 5 guy, more like had a one night stand that she tried to turn into more. I also read that her dad played matchmaker with Mayer. When is her dad going to stop pimping her out?

John Mayer is hot.
And he can sing.

You’re just jealous.

Jessica Simpson is a piece of wood with plastic lips. Like, the kind you buy at the Dollar Store and pretend they’re your own. Yeah, that kind. Maybe his intellect will rub off on her, and she’ll be able to tell a penis from a hot dog.

Umm, she was on The View and was like we’re just friends, not that that means anything… but that’s what I heard… and yeah, John Mayer’s fugly, and greasy…