Weekly Roundup for August 6th, 2006 - August 12th, 2006

Pink was pictured peeing outside, and reminded us why it’s bad to be white trash. Victoria Beckham got extensions to fix her hideous haircut she got the week before. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship might be on the rocks, and Brad Pitt might be gay. A wax statue of Jenna Jameson was introduced at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Las Vegas, and is the first wax figure to look more human than the person it’s based off of. Britney Spears wore the same ugly outfit two days in a row. I posted some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models for no real reason, other than the fact that they’re all hot. Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos probably broke up at a P. Diddy party. How sad. April Scott was pictured as Daisy Duke on the set of “Dukes of Hazzard 2″, and is actually somewhat attractive compared to the other girls that were vying for the role. Mariah Carey performed in an outfit that she should never wear again. Some candid pictures of Mischa Barton surfaced, proving once again that she’s still fug. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating soon. Justin Timberlake has possibly the gayest CD cover ever to go along with his gay song and gay music video. A Paris Hilton look alike posed for Playboy, which would be hot if she didn’t look like Paris Hilton. Christina Milian wore three different outfits on the day she was inexplicably invited to appear on MTV’s TRL. Lindsay Lohan revealed that she makes up boyfriends for the press, proving once again that she’s too stupid to be considered human. Some “candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan surfaced in which Brooke appears to be posing for the paparazzi, who were probably trying to take some wildlife photos of the plants behind her. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may or may not make up on the final episode of The Simple Life 4, depending on which version of the episode is aired. Britney Spears showed up in Malibu actually looking decent for once. And when I say “decent”, I mean “somewhat clean”. Lindsay Lohan got out of a car and flashed everyone her panties. The naked pictures of Nicole Richie have yet to be found, even though I know you’re dying to see them. And finally, Victoria Beckham went back to her hideous haircut. I guess she really, really wants you to see her tattoo.

5 Most Popular Articles This Week:

1. Raven-Symone should probably stop eating (34 comments)
2. Victoria Beckham really, really wants you to see her tattoo (18 comments)
3. “Candid” pictures of Brooke Hogan (13 comments)
4th. Mariah Carey should never wear this again (12 comments)
4th (tied). April Scott as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard 2 (12 comments)
4th (tied). Pink pees outside (12 comments)
5th. Mischa Barton is still fug (11 comments)
5th (tied). Britney Spears is fashionable (11 comments)