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Scarlett Johannson is a cow

Posted on August 4th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson


Just when I thought Scarlett Johansson couldn’t get any uglier, she goes and gets a nose ring. But not a normal nose ring, mind you. The kind that a cow wears. Which is sexy to pretty much no one. Except maybe cows. The only thing that would make this okay is if she’s vying for the role of Bessie in an upcoming cow-related movie. But as far as I know, she’s not. Which makes this unnacceptable.

High quality pictures of Scarlett Johansson and her cow-keeper boyfriend Josh Hartnett eating ice cream in SoHo on August 2nd, 2006:

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15 Responses to “Scarlett Johannson is a cow”
Allison says:

LOL that’s so mean but the picture made me laugh! :)

jRob says:

The only good thing about a piercing like that is that if you ever take it out, no one will know that you had it.

rayray says:

bad pic of her. shes pretty.

Janic says:

That’s nasty, I would never get that… :S

Merber says:

Wow, what a shot.

marleen says:

why do people think this girl is sexy? i personally think she looks like she has down syndrome.

Jess says:

Seriously, I don’t understand how you can think she’s ugly and that Jessica Simpson is pretty… beauty really must be in the eye of the beholder.

I think Scarlett Johanssen is BEAUTIFUL. Not the greatest pictures of her, but that girl has got incredible sex appeal.

Maybe you guys don’t like her because she doesn’t run around in a bikini, she actually eats more than a grape a day and she doesn’t fake tan to the point of looking like a Barbie…??

Merber says:

Good point there Jess.

Go Fugger says:

that’s a cute dress

Ardy says:

Great dress!!

marc says:

Well, she’s not ugly..no. She’s a pretty girl…She’s not classy and she does not have a perfect body CONSIDERING her age (she looks much older than she actually is). But ugly?? That’s exagerated.

Quin says:

The septum piercing really is one of those things you love or hate. I personally love it and I also think that Scarlett Johansson is just about the sexiest woman alive but there yah go thats my two cents

f. says:

ohhhh “her cow-keeper”…you’re really soooo funny!!
-____-”" pffff

Vix says:

I personally think that she is vey brave to get a septum peircing because
1 it hurts ( Mine did )
2 you get shit from boring people and dickless bastards who only want girls to be idiot sex slaves with no self esteem
hey Jordan
do YOU even have the courage to get a needle shoved through your nose , I think not , you would probably run off crying .
also who are you to say that a girl isnt aceptable just because she doesnt fit your personal preferance . she is very sucessful and has a better life than you obviously and you are jelous of her courage.
xP

Bill says:

I think you are exactly right. Septum piercings are for cows.

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