Scarlett Johannson is a cow
Posted on August 4th, 2006 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson

Just when I thought Scarlett Johansson couldn’t get any uglier, she goes and gets a nose ring. But not a normal nose ring, mind you. The kind that a cow wears. Which is sexy to pretty much no one. Except maybe cows. The only thing that would make this okay is if she’s vying for the role of Bessie in an upcoming cow-related movie. But as far as I know, she’s not. Which makes this unnacceptable.
High quality pictures of Scarlett Johansson and her cow-keeper boyfriend Josh Hartnett eating ice cream in SoHo on August 2nd, 2006:
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» Scarlett Johansson looks decent
» Scarlett Johansson has airbrushed boobs







Posted on August 4th, 2006 at 11:40 am
LOL that’s so mean but the picture made me laugh!