Pamela Anderson probably thinks “poker” is two words, too

So apparently there are two Pamela Andersons; the hot one that was in St. Tropez, and this granny-looking one, who also posed naked for PETA.

Anyway, I’m not gonna comment on how stupid it is that she’s launching a poker website called PamelaPoker.com. I’m also not gonna comment in the ridiculous bow she’s wearing on the top of her head. I am gonna comment on the fact that she said this when asked how she’s dealing with the stress of getting married again, this time to Kid Rock:

I have two words for you: champagne.

Luckily, I was blessed to have graduated middle school, so I know that champagne is only one word. But I suppose you can’t fault Pamela; after all, when you’re marrying someone like Kid Rock, you can’t be expected to have a whole lot of common sense.

Pictures of Pamela Anderson announcing the launch of PamelaPoker.com: