She is so pretty!

I didn’t really find those parts hot at all.

I love the video, it’s so fun!

Cute video.

WTF was that, lmao, we all shit on Paris’ video and this one’s even worst, lol…. but hey it’s Jess, people like her…

Why do people like this weirdo? She looks like an orange horse.

Wait… what was that about PARIS HILTON having a shitty music video?? This video was an absolute piece of crap. Jessica Simpson giving head to an ice cream cone does NOT make a great music video.

She could be so much prettier if she didn’t pout all the time, push her lips out and dye herself that ungodly orange color.

Hahahaha, now tell us how you really feel about Jessica Simpson “Jess”

She has hairy breasts!

o.m.g.

“Daddy! Nobody’s given a shit about me since ‘The Dukes of Hazzard!’ What should I do?”

“Ermm… maybe you should suck off an ice cream cone while some second-rate celebrities hang out in the background to make you look hot. OOH! Christina Milian just got dropped from another label! We can get her to skate behind you and leak some old titty-pics to the press! After that, I’ll make some off-color remark about you in the press and allude to introducing your sister to the pleasures of anal love and then… wait a minute… is the entire internet listening to this? GODDAMMIT!! Jess, this is why everybody thinks that Nick is pretty cool and you’re a starfucking Kegel exercise on wheels… do you see where I’m coming from? Now kick that ass out for some ‘paparazzi’ photos while I go talk about your baby sisters snatch for the foreign press…”