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Paris Hilton says more dumb stuff

Posted on July 18th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Funny Celebrity Pictures, Paris Hilton



Paris Hilton has a pretty smile

I’ve gotten so many headaches from reading things that Paris Hilton has said lately, that I’ve began to skip over any articles about her in an attempt to keep myself from spontaneously combusting from too much stupidity. But since there’s a treasure trove of recent statements that she’s made, and I pride myself on being a kickass gossip guy journalist, here are some of her more recent quotes:

“There’s nobody in the world like me,” the partying heiress told the Times of London. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”

“There’s a lot of heiresses out there, and I don’t see any of them doing what I’ve done,” she continued,” she said. “I have so many projects — bags, fragrances, make-up. I go round the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I’ve got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007.”

“Certain girls just use me to get media attention because a feud with Paris Hilton always gets press.”

“I’m a businesswoman, a brand, an entertainer. I love to work, I love to do lots of projects at once. People can’t believe how hard I work.”

And now, please enjoy these pictures of Paris Hilton promoting who-knows-what in New York City while I bash my head into the wall for having read those.

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22 Responses to “Paris Hilton says more dumb stuff”
rayray says:

conceited much?

Allison says:

LOL! The picture’s caption made me laugh.

jRob says:

I had to stop halfway through those quotes. That’s how bad they are.

anonymous says:

shes so dumb. dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Sorceressss says:

She is so full of herself! If her parents weren’t bazillionares, she would be just another ditz trying to keep a full time job. She should do the world a favour and shut her mouth and disappear.. Great, now I have a headache.

Jess says:

Geez. What, precisely, is so dumb about those statements? I mean, yes, she is conceited. Very much so. But where’s the stupidity in them?

ms.e says:

I agree with Jess. Yes, it is P.Hil saying those things, but it’s not really a LYKE WTF OMGZ SHE SAID THAT??!!11 moment. Ya heard?

what? says:

you know what?
she’s right

Megan says:

I think those might be the most coherent statements she has ever made. Unfortunately, the first one is also the most conceited thing ever.

Although, Marilyn Monroe was known for being ditzy and sleeping around…she might have a point.

RAD says:

Oh she makes me so sick. Marilyn Monroe? Maybe, sort of, you could kind of, almost draw a comparison there. But Princess Di? Come ON!

If she is the icon of our day, I want to kill myself. When, once, has she exhibited any actual talent!? People can’t believe how hard you work because you’re so terrible at everything you try to do, Paris! PUKE!!!

what? says:

her talent is being the mogul that she is. I’m not a fan of hers. She makes me sick with her tinkerbell and “that’s hot”, but she does work hard all of the time. Imagine if you were her (or anyone in Hollywood for that matter) everything you do is under a magnifying glass. You can’t even go out for a paper without getting a million photographs taken. Paris always has a smile and the class to endure it, rather than lash out like many other “it” people have, plus, can you blame her for thinking she’s our icon, after all, look at all of the time we’ve spent on this one post on this one blog, and there are how many other blogs out there doing the same thing… makes you wonder

Jess says:

Actually, Marilyn Monroe was not known for being ditzy and sleeping around. In fact, nothing is really known about her bedroom endeavors. Nobody knows what actually happened between JFK and her, or anyone else for that matter.

Megan says:

Actually, according to her biography she did in fact sleep around. I don’t mean JFK or any of the Kennedy’s. I mean producers, etc. Maybe the biogrgaphy was wrong, but its supposedly a known fact.

Also- she wasn’t really taken seriously in Hollywood until her death. A lot of people believed she had no real talent. Now people think she was a great comedienne, but she was never taken seriously as an actress.

Paul says:

Being an heiress doesn’t require that you do anything! The world is not in peril because our heiresses are deficient in their purses designing duties.

Jess says:

Whatever you say.

Megan says:

Hey, maybe I’m wrong- not all those bios are accurate. I’m just passing on what I read.

jojo says:

Marilyn and Princess Di - what really makes them icons? They died young.

Janic says:

^ Are you trying to say Paris needs to die young, lol…. I agree that though some were very conceited, none were really that stupid or shocking or anything. They were just quotes, but Paris said it, if Angelina said quote #4, we’d all be like yeah, she’s such a hard worker… :D

jojo says:

Re: If Angelina said quote #4 –
I don’t know Angelina could get away with calling herself a “brand”. I don’t think anyone could get away with that.

Chris says:

well, she never said something intelligent anyway…. maybe there is some good news in it: all these iconic blondes died young. respecting the rule the next one must be even younger than the previous.

let´s tell her this, than we have more intelligent quotes. LOL

Sarah says:

I HATE paris hilton with a passion. She is so dumb and lacking in any intelligence or common sense, how dare she put herself in the same bloody league as marilyn monroe!!!! marilyn monroe was respected for her acting skills and TALENT initially. most iconic blondes are iconic because people admired them for their talent or genorisity to society, paris hilton isnt respected or admired by anyone except by similar dumb impressionable 14 year olds, no adult in their right mind has any respect for her. She is NOT an icon, she made a porn video and she splashes herself self-indulgently across trashy magazines.
I actually nearly got sick when i saw one of her videos for her new single, it consisted of solely of someone taking pictures of her while she rolled around, nearly naked. How self indulgent can you get?? And she isnt pretty at all, anybody would look good with if they had a team of stylists and beauty therapists at hand every day, and yet she still fails to look good, just trashy!
I actually want to ban the word ‘heiress’ from the dictionary, what a stupid attempt to make herself sound more important than she is, as her ex paris latsis’ parents said ’shes nothing but an in keeper’s daughter’. My family own a business and are wealthy and id hate to be tarred by the same brush as stupid people like her, i actually got a college degree and did something with my life.
I have jealously or admiration, i find her repulsive and a sickening role model for young people of today. She is actually so deluded..

Ashley says:

There is no way Paris can live up to Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana. She not an icon. She’s rich, can’t sing & made a porn video. Wow. Those are some skills. She’s so full of herself. She should just go buy a planet with all the money she has & live there with her tiger & her billion farrets.

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