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Jessica Simpson is in Cabo

Posted on July 13th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Jessica Simpson


I know that I randomly pose for pictures and get my hair done when there’s no photographer in sight, so I don’t see any reason why someone almost as hot as me shouldn’t be able to do the same. On the other hand, I don’t usually hold quilted objects over my stomach while doing so. Either Jessica Simpson is pregnant and doesn’t wanna show off her baby bump, or she’s cold. I’m guessing the latter, since we haven’t had sex for a while and I know she hasn’t been sleeping with anyone else.

More pictures of Jessica Simpson celebrating her 26th birthday by posing for a non-existant photoshoot in Cabo:

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8 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is in Cabo”
Allison says:

Aww, she’s so pretty!

fly away says:

maybe she got some bad lipo

Tim says:

If there\’s no photographer there, then who took the pictures dumb ass?

LeXi says:

Poor Kevin. He probably thought he was coming to vacation with her, when in reality she just wanted him to fix her hair.

Jordan Johnson says:

Tim, it seems to me that these photos were taken by the paparazzi, since they’re all candid behind-the-scenes pictures, and not actually part of a photoshoot.

courtneyyyyyy says:

gah! she is so boring, i’d hate to go on vacation with her.

K says:

It’s good to see Chad Lowe dating again

Janic says:

LMAO why is she full on posing for the paparazzo, ah well, she looks pretty… :)

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