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Proof that Suri Cruise is alive. Sort of.

Posted on July 11th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Babies, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, TomKat


TMZ has obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate, meaning that Katie Holmes really did give birth to a human baby and not a watermelon as previously predicted. This also backs up my theory that they’re hiding Suri in the basement until they sell her pictures to the press.

The Suri Cruise birth certificate:

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11 Responses to “Proof that Suri Cruise is alive. Sort of.”
Tim says:

I still think it’s all a big publicity stunt.

Allison says:

Well at least now we know the baby was born! lol!

Tiffany says:

Why is her name Kate on the certificate, and his Thomas? I’m fairly certain her given name is Katherine.

RAD says:

Fake. Tom Cruise (or Thomas, whatever) isn’t his real full name.

Jordan Johnson says:

Good looking out! I never would have thought about that.

sexy mexy says:

Psycho Couch Jumper’s given name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.

And I think Tiffany above is right…I thought Katie Holmes’ first name was really Katherine.

Layla says:

I think they’re just trying to cover for themselves. She went into “labor” (read: took off the pregnant suit) after the media began to seriously question if Katie was really pregnant. Now a birth certificate surfaces after everyone questions if this baby is real.

Jen says:

Tom Cruise legally dropped the Mapother a few years back. I think Katie is Katherine though. Anyway, I was much more suspicious before I read recently that his daughter Isabella wasn’t officially photographed until she was three. I think it’s odd his friends haven’t met her, but I’d bet money it’s a Scientology thing.

Merber says:

Psychos. Plain & simple. GO AWAY!

Janic says:

I’m pretty sure Suri is the nickname they gave her inflatable pillow, and not actually their kid…

karli says:

hate em

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