TMZ has obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate, meaning that Katie Holmes really did give birth to a human baby and not a watermelon as previously predicted. This also backs up my theory that they’re hiding Suri in the basement until they sell her pictures to the press.

The Suri Cruise birth certificate:

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