Proof that Suri Cruise is alive. Sort of.
Posted on July 11th, 2006 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Celebrity Babies, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, TomKat

TMZ has obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate, meaning that Katie Holmes really did give birth to a human baby and not a watermelon as previously predicted. This also backs up my theory that they’re hiding Suri in the basement until they sell her pictures to the press.
The Suri Cruise birth certificate:

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Posted on July 11th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I still think it’s all a big publicity stunt.