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Cocaine will do you good if you’re Kate Moss

Posted on July 7th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Kate Moss


Bored of your job, kiddies? Sick of only bringing in a measly $7 million a year? Then get caught doing cocaine and more than double your annual salary! According to Page Six, Kate Moss was making about $7 million/year while modeling for H&M, who dropped her after seeing the infamous cocaine video. However, this year, Kate has accepted new deals with Burberry, Calvin Klein, Rimmel, Nikon, Roberto Cavalli and Virgin Mobile, and is expected to bring in a whopping $18 million by the year’s end. Proving once again that starving yourself and doing what the cool kids do really does make you more popular.

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6 Responses to “Cocaine will do you good if you’re Kate Moss”
jRob says:

Damn, I wanna rake in that kind of cash.

Allison says:

I think she’s really weird looking. But power to her I guess.

LeXi says:

Wow, that’s crazy!

Janic says:

Hmm, really? I’m getting my coke mirror now….

Merber says:

OMG, this world frightens me.

Megan says:

I’ve never gotten what her appeal is…but okay.

I think the lesson here is that H&M does not condone the use of illicit drugs…but everyone else on the planet does.

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