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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes probably don’t have a kid

Posted on July 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Babies, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise, TomKat


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to invite anyone to meet their baby, Suri Cruise, who was born almost three months ago on April 18th. They tried to auction off photos of the baby recently, but when they failed to get an asking price greater than $3 million, they refused to sell them. Even their celebrity friends are beginning to wonder if the baby is real or not. Although Katie Holmes did look like she was gonna give birth to a watermelon, I have a feeling that the baby exists. They’re just keeping it in a cage incubator in their basement so that none of the paparazzi can get a candid picture of it before they sell them. But don’t worry. I’m sure every few weeks days they go down and give it a fresh bowl of water and a piece of bread, so it’s all good.

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6 Responses to “Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes probably don’t have a kid”
LeXi says:

LOL that is so funny! I wonder if she really DOES exist?!

jRob says:

If nobody else has seen the baby, it was probably all a publicity scam.

Lindsay says:

That is some publicity scam…I mean, what if they really did not have a baby?

jessi says:

There’s probably something wrong with her. And they don’t want to show her off because she’s probably hideuous. (..yea can’t spell. :D )

Janic says:

Yeah she doesn’t have a kid, it was a stunt bump and they’ll need 3 mil to fly in a kid to pose for the pics, so that’s why they’re holding out…

Merber says:

I wish they would pack up and get in that spaceship.

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