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Paris Hilton’s new “Stars Are Blind” music video

Posted on July 6th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Music Videos, Paris Hilton

I didn’t think Paris Hilton’s music video could become anymore of a suckfest. But here it is, looking even shittier than the original. Apparently Paris hired some of the circus animals she tried to fly with to shoot and edit the music video, because even a four year old would be able to make a more coherent storyline. If this is considered a broadcast quality music video, then my video blogs are worthy of movie theatre release.

[edit] The “Stars Are Deaf” parody, after the jump. [/edit]

Stars Are Deaf Lyrics
By Chris Bodily (source)

I… can’t sing… Know what I mean?
This song’s such a huge hit
Cuz I’m… a star… pop culture whore
I sing worse than Shatner
These pre-teen girls all wanna hear me day and night
Not just on Fox, but K-HITS 105
Celebs will never do a song and sing it right
You should push this song by me aside
I can’t sing tonight, no no, ohh

Billboard Charts are (censored) crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Lindsay Lohan, Patrick Swayze
Butcher the clefs

William Hung and John Travolta
Johnny Ashcroft and Connie Chung
Where are songs by Mars’s Volta?
And did I say William Hung?
Maybe I’m “perfect” for tunes

“My ears!! Oww ow!”

I… could have.. songs on the charts
If KIIS get some requests
But I… know your… heart’s gonna stop
If you don’t buy some earplugs
“You sh***ing with me? You think you can sing some songs?”
Now I can sing the songs, but notes are wrong
Can’t sing a note! No no, nooo!

From Don Johnson, Connie, Lindsay
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Rather hear a “star” from Disney
Or Federline

Connie, K-Fed, Eddie Murphy
Lindsay Lohan, John Ashcroft, too
Rather hear a song that’s Smurfy
I won’t peak at Number 2
Maybe I butcher songs, too

Excuse me for singing
George Lang was so critical
He is a writer
For the news…. Oklahoman, Okla, Ohhh

Seems as though celebs are crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
If you don’t want dreck on Billboard
Don’t hold your breath

I can sing this song so brutal
William Shatner and K-Fed too
My chihuahua hates your poodle
Let’s see what Paris can do
Let’s see what this song can do
This song’s pathetic poo poo

This crap’s pathetic, who knew?
Leonard Nimoy, Richard Harris
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Seems as though the charts are crazy
Can you tell the stars are deaf?
(Fade out)