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Video Blog - Britney and Kevin might do a second season of Chaotic, Cameron Diaz is trying to become a “voluptuous woman”, Paris Hilton has standards, and Jessica Simpson caused a riot in the Hamptons

Posted on July 5th, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton, Video Blogs


Read the Video Blog Transcript after the jump.

Video Blog Transcript:

I’ve got four things to update you on to day. First up, as if the first season wasn’t bad enough, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might be signing on to do a second season of “Chaotic”. Next up, Cameron Diaz has decided to start stuffing her face in order to become a “voluptuous woman”. Paris Hilton revealed that she actually does have standards when it comes to the guys that she dates. And finally, Jessica Simpson caused a riot at the Pink Elephant Club in the Hamptons, and I’ve got some updates for you on that.

First up, to squash rumors of their marriage being on the rocks, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be signing on to do a season of Chaotic. Britney’s publicist, who also claimed that she wasn’t pregnant for a second time, says that it’s completely untrue; so, we’ll have to see.

Next up, Cameron Diaz claims that she wants to become even less attractive than she already is. She recently revealed that she envies “voluptuous women”, and she’s began taking steps in order to become one herself. Her current diet includes cavier, cheeseburgers, and all the french fries that she can eat. Good luck with that Cameron.

Next on the list, while promoting what she calls “her music”, Paris Hilton revealed that her only criteria for choosing the men that she’s with is that they’re not Hugh Grant; therefore insinuating that she’s given herpes to every other man in Hollywood.

And finally, Jessica Simpson caused quite a riot at the Pink Elephant Club in the Hamptons on Sunday. Apparently a photographer was trying to snap photos of her when four security guards ambushed him, and went so far as to rip his pants to retreive the digital memory card in his pocket containing the photos of Jessica. The club’s owner, David Sarner, claims that the security guards were only doing their job and employed by him, as he doesn’t allow any photos to be taken within the club. However, it hasn’t stopped the photographer, John Roca, from suing Jessica and company.

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14 Responses to “Video Blog - Britney and Kevin might do a second season of Chaotic, Cameron Diaz is trying to become a “voluptuous woman”, Paris Hilton has standards, and Jessica Simpson caused a riot in the Hamptons”
Allison says:

LOL the part about Paris Hilton and what she calls her music made me crack up! And the Cameron Diaz picture!

fly away says:

i wonder what she has against hugh grant?!?

Tim says:

If Britney and Kevin do another season of Chaotic, I may have to shoot myself.

LeXi says:

OMG did you make that pic of Cameron? LOL!

anonymous says:

what webcam do u use? its good quality.

Jordan Johnson says:

Thanks, but it’s actually not a webcam! I just record everything on my Sony Handycam (digital video camera) and then transfer it to the computer using the “USB Streaming” option.

jessica says:

OMG i love the video blogs! they are the best.. so funny!

Janic says:

Dude what is your beef with Paris, lol her song is catchy ;) And yeah the first season of chaotic did so well another just seems logical *rolls eyes*, and yeah Cameron’s not exactly skinny enough to be making plans to get fatter, and yeah I don’t really have a comment on the Jess thing… nice seeing you though ;) *muah*

Janic says:

^ Wow, could I say and yeah anymore??

Gina says:

Of course La Paris can’t like Hugh Grant, he’s cute and actually has talent (although not as much as other guys named Hugh who have adorable accents). What makes her think he would WANT to date her, anyway?

Jess says:

What do you mean Cameron Diaz isn’t skinny enough to be making plans to get fatter? That woman is SUPER skinny (although skinny does not an attractive woman make… as demonstrated by Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Diaz, herself).

And Hugh Grant is NOT really that talented of an actor… although I do love him.

Beth says:

You have a really nice way about your presenting, I know loads of people doing the same kinda thing on (British) TV that aren’t as good. Good idea on the video blogs!

tommy says:

Loves it dude, Your really hot too, its my first time visit here and probs willn ot be my last.

xxx

anonymous says:

your videoblogs are fucking hilarious dude

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