Jessica Simpson is free to be with me
Posted on July 3rd, 2006 by Jordan JohnsonFile Under: Celebrity Breakups, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s divorce became final last Friday, which means that Jessica and I can finally reveal our relationship to the world! The marriage was “legally ended” without settling all of the financial details of the split, because that has been the main sticking point to ending the marriage so far. Although Papa Joe (that’s what I call Jessica’s dad) had Jessica offer Nick $1.5 million, Nick turned it down. He’s currently holding out for around $5 million (he originally wanted $8m). With my baby worth about $40 million, I guess that’s a fair deal, but we’ll see what happens.
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*muah*
Posted on July 3rd, 2006 at 10:28 am
Why does he only want $5m if she’s worth that much?